nyquil...

The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, sleep better to feel better medicine.

Kevin: Man. I feel so groggy. I just can't wake up. I've felt like this all day today. I tried to get up and move around but I just can't keep my eyes open...

[He stayed home today with a sore throat...]

Hey Kev? How many of these puppies have you had today?

Kevin: Why?

Well, buddy, you might just want to try switching to Day-Quil but that's completely up to you sweetheart...