what?

him: hey. (waving and nodding his head in that man-to-man fashion.)

me: who'd you wave at?

him: the neighbor.

me: where?

him: there.

me: that's a grill. 

(okay, we actually argued it back and forth for a minute and we're talking maybe 30 feet away.)

him: huh. (chuckle, chuckle, chuckle...)

(then we walk the Mylie from the east side of the lawn to the west side and he says:)

him: hope she doesn't see that rabbit.

me: what rabbit.

him: down there.

me: that's a soccer ball Kevin and you're scaring me.