gotta stop watching t.v. in the morning...

Ap"pear"ently, my larger lower half is supposed to decrease the odds of developing dementia in my 70's. Who knew I'd ever be thankful for thighs. The bad news is my "menopot" that's recently growing around my middle is equally increasing my odds of the same thing. For all my

friends  over 40, (from Venus or Mars...) check your waist to hip ratio (no matter how thin you are...) or we'll all end up in the nut house. If they had said "in my 90's" I might have considered it as a nice exit prank on John and Shawna...