you may be getting a little too carried away with all things puppy if...

you've ever googled "earrings for dogs"-

you've ever smuggled yet another dog carrier into the house-

you've ever opted to have puppy time over people time-

you've ever contemplated a special trip to Hannibal with $4 gas for puppy treats-

you've ever noticed that a dog's anal canal expands when they bark-

you've ever considered being a stay-at-home for a dog-

guilty. and I cut the list short because she keeps jumping on my lap and giving me kisses...