I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can always lose weight...

So I'm sitting at the Sheridan swim meet today waiting for Emma and Chandler's events, smack dab in the middle of hundreds of swim suited humans and my mind found ample time to wander. Among other things I'm thinking to myself: "Would I rather have an ugly face and an amazing body, or an amazing face and a not so amazing body?" Shallow I am. But that's what I was thinking. Along with the fact that it just isn't fair for a lucky few to get both...