wirings...

Chandler from the back seat of my car today after I picked him and Harrison up from school. (Harrison had just told us that he was chased during both recesses by a little girl in his class...)

"Did she wear out?"

"Yes."

"Then she isn't the one for you."

Me: "and that would be because..."

"Because he's fast and he likes to run. He needs a girl who can keep up."

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Kevin from the kitchen comfortably zipping the new jacket I ordered for him to take to Israel.

"Good. (Insert sigh) Now I feel safe."

Translation: Two inside pockets for keeping his passport tucked away from harm.

Me: "It didn't come with a bullet proof vest...I asked."

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He just discovered the hidden hood...he is one happy boy...