forecast...

A recent edition of the comic strip SHOE, involving a conversation with a bathroom scale:

Scale: How's it going this morning perfesser?
Perfesser: Hard to say...somedays I feel thin and somedays I feel fat. It all depends on the weather.
Scale: So what's the forecast for today?
Perfesser: Partly portly with a twenty percent chance of scattered skinny.

I found that funny. Really, really funny.