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Try not to trip on the fact that I got sucked into an infomercial and ordered Turbo Jam this afternoon. Trip instead on this: The lady manning the phone placed my order & took my specifics but was required to finish her spiel before my final processing. I politely kept declining the but waits and special offers but short of hanging up without my lose ten pounds and ten inches in ten days guarantee I couldn't get the gal to stop. So I listened to her finish her script but it was all I could do not to giggle when this lady read with zero passion or inflection, phrases about my promised lean, sexy abs and shaking my booty. She said sexy and booty. Well actually, she read sexy and booty to me. Over the phone. That's funny stuff. Not half as funny as the picture of me actually shaking my booty or entertaining the notion I could actually ever have lean sexy abs, but funny none the less...